Hi there. Did you want to say something; something  important?

No.

Are you certain?

Yes.

So, is there an acceptable intellectual explanation for you to present yourself in such a way?

No.

So, if I continue to pursue you with this line of questioning; to implore you to expand upon the essential core of your existential expression, will you continue to be so gracelessly obfuscational and as loquacious as you are at this moment?

Yes.

You must understand, all I would like you to do is explain yourself. Would you like the opportunity to do so, to tell us what you’re really about?

No.

So this is it? This is all you’d like to say?

Yes.

So, what we see is what we get?

No.

Then there is more than this?

Yes.

So, you are hiding something?

No.

So, I should just go away making my own conclusions about who you are and what you’re about!

Yes.

You must be . . . hangry.

Yes!

So, why didn’t you say so?

Sigh!