Our dear Auntie Rose
Got bit on the nose
By a lizard that came
Out of a letter
It turns out Aunt Rose
Had written some prose
About a man whose
Claims had upset her
She wrote of the man
Named Jake Finnegan
Who said he could
Make anything small
Rose doubted his claim
So she debunked his fame
By writing to one
And to all:
This man is a fraud
Who we cannot applaud
For his tricks are
phony and fake
Of course she soon knew
That the man's tricks were true
And the she had made
a nasal mistake.
Jake Finnegan
Was a fine Magician
Who shrunk a dragon
to the size of a stamp
So when Rose opened the letter
The lizard got bigger
And onto her nose
It did clamp